Joke Friday

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Reasons not to mess with children:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated,the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human;it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get
to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2 comments:

rdl said...

Scott, yours is very funny too. glad you enjoyed it. I hope you read my life story that I left in the last post's comments.

rdl said...

you just reminded me, I left out Key West, Fla., talk about hustle and bustle.