Joke Friday

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of
lifesavers.
The children began to say:

"Red.........................cherry,"

"Yellow...................lemon,"
!
"Green......................"lime"

"Orange.....................orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's
what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver
out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

6 comments:

Jona said...

I'm wondering if this is a joke, or a teacher's true life tale ;o)

Melly said...

I love starting my Fridays with your Joke Friday.
Thanks for each and every Friday you put (and hopefully will continue to put) a smile on my face.

Sky said...

lololololololololol

rdl said...

love seeing all yr. smiling faces!!

MB said...

That's terrible! But I'm laughing. Kids do say the most amazing things to their teachers...

Crockhead said...

A good one.