Joke Friday

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Subject: Nursing Home sex

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner,

Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his

Accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to

Chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull

In their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what

I miss most of all?'

She asks, 'What?'

'Sex!!' he replies.

Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun
to your head!'

'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hol d it
for a while.'

Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they
would sit

And talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred

Decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the
Senior

Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident,

Who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I
don't have?'

Old Harold smiled happily and replied..... ..'Parkinson's.'

7 comments:

Panaderos said...

Hahahaha Love this one!!! :D

Btw, GO CELTICS!!!

S L Cunningham said...

Well, don't think I'll ever think of a "hand shake" the same way again.

JC said...

Oh no!! Lol... Some guys are just never satisfied ;-)

Anonymous said...

i have never commented before but i stumbled apon your page one day and i check your blog every week to see "Joke Friday".... this one is the funniest one i have seen so far. i laughed alot on this one.

rdl said...

Anon. - thanks so much for leaving a comment! It's funny but the one thing that i am committed to as far the blog goes is Joke Friday. I don't i've ever missed one.

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

On Fridays you blog out of yer head ;) Your jokes are funny.

Got most of the plants in today. Maters and Glories in on Richie's (it will always be Richie's) side.
Impatiens under the slider deck all done. Waited until the hottest damn day to do it! Busted me butt........goin' to buy a lottery ticket....

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