Joke Friday


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


Lee said...

I prefer his version.

souldose said...

Why did the doc bring the man down, he was working it.

Sky said...


Lorna said...

I hate it when you make my coffee do that thing with my nose!!!

Yousei Hime said...

Good one. We hear what we want to hear, don't we? Thank you for sharing this.

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

You post the best jokes :)