Joke Friday

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An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last
very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned
that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized
his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of
the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

7 comments:

Sky said...

lmaooooooooooooooo!! :D

ipanema said...

hahahahaha...too focused on the rear axle! :)

Liquid said...

I am screaming, laughing at this one!!

Anonymous said...

whooops... lol

Noelle said...

He should have just used the bathroom at work.

Panaderos said...

LOL!!! Very good one!

Have a great weekend! :)

S L Cunningham said...

Now, that's what I call a long haul trucker. My brother is a truck drive. I sent it to him with a reminder to make sure his brake is set.

Good to see you're still at with blog. Like the music feature.

I had to change my URL, and expect to be back in full swing shortly.

Scot

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