Joke Friday


Subject: Fwd: ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about
their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young,
Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says,"I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH."
"What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"

-SMILE...and say "Thank You!!"


Liquid said...

Just look over your shoulder and look at yourself in the mirror. Wink one eye and repat this sound....Shoooook Shoooooook!

Now there ya' go!

LOVE sweet bitch, you!

-TNChick- said...

Ha, good one - I'll have to share it

Panaderos said...

That was funny! :)

ipanema said...

lol...yes, I'm a B.I.T.C.H. :)