Joke Friday


Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I've outlived the bitches.'


musingwoman said...

That's awesome.

Yousei Hime said...

This reminds me of a joke my uncle told me years ago.

One Sunday the devil walked into a church full of people. Everyone fled, including the minister, shrieking in terror . . . except one old man in the front row. The devil walked up to him, glared at him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"Aren't you afraid?" he growled.

"Nope," the man answered.

Frustrated and angered the devil yelled, "Well, why the hell not?"

The man looked up with a smile and said, "Shoot, I've been married to your sister for over 50 years."