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A fairy tale... Rewritten by a Woman
(rated PG13 - 1 swear word at the end, and to the male readers - it's only a joke - I don't really hate men. Tho how come there is no word for that in the dictionary- like there is for misogynist(woman hater)? or is there?)
Update: just checked dictionary.com and nope none for man hater - just man eater (tiger or woman dangerous to man - written by a man, no doubt. :D )

This is the fairy tale we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, In a land far away, A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so.

6 comments:

tom said...

NOT funny.....since not all guys are so shallow....(But I guess a lot are, so ok.)
Thanks for being a faithful reader of my site....always appreciate your comments........
tom

rdl said...

Same to you tom, always glad to see you stop by.

Amishlaw said...

I think we men can take a joke. That one is funny, even if it is at our expense.

Marewheeee said...

love it! :D

Molly said...

:)

I believe the word you were looking for is misanthrope.

Anonymous said...

"Misandry" would be the word you're looking for, FYI