Joke Friday

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Subject: His and Her Diaries

HER DIARY:

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar
to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day l ong, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I
love you too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and
absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still
felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

6 comments:

Dr. A said...

How did you get my diary? Funny stuff!

The Curmudgeon said...

I really laughed at this one. Maybe I should've seen it coming --- but I did not.

Good stuff.

Matt said...

Another good one -- thanks for another good weekend laugh.

Hope you're having a good weekend!

Best,
Matt

Lorna said...

that made me cry

ipanema said...

This is hilarious. Funny how women could well up such emotions only to be summarised in a one liner by men. :)

Patry Francis said...

I think I laughed at this one twice.