Joke Friday

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"THE MAN OF THE HOUSE"

A husband stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on,
you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the
kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so
I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my
robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow,
guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director, would be my first guess!"

2 comments:

Sky said...

i second that!

Lorna said...

I got that on my own---not because of any personal experience. Just my intimate relationship with Six Feet Under