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The Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the
conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

7 comments:

Amishlaw said...

I love your jokes. Now I just need to figure out how to communicate without using English. Maybe I should go live in Paris for a while. Yeah, that's the ticket.

DesLily said...

so THAT'S the reason others that move here don't like to learn english! I knew there was a reason~ heh

Mary said...

hehe

MB said...

...speaking English... chuckling...

Jona said...

Lol! It's just not fair ;o)

FredCQ said...

Hey, that was pretty funny! I had better learn another language quick.

Thanks for stopping by my blogs!

FTS said...

Si ;)