Joke Friday

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Subject: Walmart Greeter

An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into Walmart with her two kids. Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded of the Walmart Greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" "Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay.' "If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman. "Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You and the twins have a nice day." The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike." The greeter agreed. "No, they don't, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice."

5 comments:

alexandra said...

Dear god...I nearly snorted coffee over my keyboard. Nice one. Perfect for a friday. ;-)

dakotablueeyes said...

I hear that alexandra thank god I swallowed my coffee before reading lol.

Sophie said...

Giggle!

anita said...

:)

Jona said...

Lol, ouch!