Joke Friday

Some tips for Retirement planning from an expert in the
industry:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock three years ago,it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00.

WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But if over the last three years you had purchased $1000.00
worth of beer, drank all the beer, then returned the cans or
bottles for your refund you would have $614.00.

So based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink beer and recycle.


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