Joke Friday

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white in its rear end."

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

I don't remember much after that...

5 comments:

Lee said...

Tee hee.

NoVA Dad said...

Oh, man, that's bad (and I'm still laughing).....

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

love it :D

Liquid said...

SCREAMING, LAUGHING HERE!!!!!!!!!
I MUST BORROW THIS ONE FOR LIQUID COWGIRL, may I?

rdl said...

I aim to please :D and liquid it's yours for the taking.