Joke Friday



A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to
yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the! boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like
that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. don't know her
just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted
to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's
going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run
off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send
him the money. So I did."

(Are women good or what?)


Anonymous said...

ha ha, but I would have kept the money!

Melly said...

Hey hey genius!
I missed your Friday jokes and this one's a good one!
What? She did what he asked?!!!

Liquid said...

Ah hemmmmmmmmmmm, I loved this one!

ipanema said...

hahahaha...clever woman! :)

Billy Jones said...

I used to work for a friend who owns an automobile towing and storage company. This nice lady called one day asking us to come get her Delorean and to place it into indoor storage while she went out of the country for a few months so I went over to this huge mansion in the swankiest neighborhood in the state, loaded up the Delorian and hauled it to storage making sure to lock the building. I really had to resist the urge to drive it any further than from the truck to the building. (about 50 feet)

Over five years later a man showed-up wanting to pick up the car. Seems he had been married to the woman before she left the country and she put his car in storage because he had been caught seeing another woman.

I don't know the exact amount of the bill but storage was $20.oo a day for over 5 years. He said he would have picked it up the next day had he known but it took him all those years to get her to tell him where it was. And because she was still married to him the police wouldn't consider it stolen.