i know you nice folks are probably sick of hearing about my stupid arm(s) and since it's not good for it to be typing and I can still use the mouse on my right, I think i will just visit you all today. Hmm, yea, bu what about comments - well maybe short ones are ok.
8 years ago
5 comments:
We'll leave the light on for you.
My arm hurts just looking at the illustration. Hope you get some relief soon!z
What? No Joke Friday?
Here's one for you that I saw this afternoon:
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Oh, I'm sorry -- you're not on my list. You must be in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the comfort level, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone -- He does this periodically, just for yuks. See the Book of Job. Anyway, God says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replies, "Things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
"That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Thanks Curm and PF
and thanks for the joke, you should post it on yr. site. late with joke friday cause i had to work today - damn doctors.
Oh, I hope that arm's feeling better soon!
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