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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

... and so it begins, indeed, with a chuckle! Thanks!

S William said...

I haven't heard that one before. Amen and amen.

Dr. Charles said...

hee hee!

dakotablueeyes said...

hahahaha love it

Matt said...

My, my, my.....

- Matt

Anonymous said...

Cute.

Word verification: booku.

Does anyone go to school at Book U anymore?

Alexandra G said...

just what I needed- a laugh to start my work week!

Anonymous said...

ha! That's very funny. I'm going to have to find a way to tell that joke every day until Christmas.

Patry Francis said...

Where are you?

rdl said...

glad to see you all here laughing.
PF - the muse has gone shopping and I'm trying to rest the damn arm(s). call me!