Joke Friday

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Careful what you ask for.........

Living Will:

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said
to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some

machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Bitch...

6 comments:

Lee said...

Oh, why am I laughing!

Lorna said...

Is that what they used to call a shaggy dog joke---one you know is coming but makes you laugh anyway?

ipanema said...

that's funny. :)

The Curmudgeon said...

Very funny. Of course, it doesn't describe me at all (he said, quickly putting the remote behind his back....)

Liquid said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha!

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

lol love it!