Joke Friday


How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a

The answer is 10.

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs
to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing
the lightbulb or support darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new lightbulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.


The Curmudgeon said...

The sad part about this is it rings true....

Lee said...

Funny, I thought it was true too.

ipanema said...


hey, are you playing today? if you need help, i'm online alright?

rdl said...

ipanema, i'm gonna try, tho i've already started making excuses; problem is finding something "organized" around here.

ipanema said...

there goes your first post...and it's a nice one! :)

Lorna said...

Even a Canadian can see the justice in that.