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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME…

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. The male reindeer drop their antlers in the beginning of winter, usually by late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a female!

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



Merry Christmas to all you ladies!

Thanks Suzanne!

2 comments:

ipanema said...

lol...now you're giving me something to think about - rudolph is a female and all the rest of the christmas reindeers. :)

Liquid said...

Touche'.....

:)