Joke Friday


A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.

(Once again, sorry guys :)


Amishlaw said...

Don't apologize; I agree the husband is an ass. Any 55-year-old man who comes home and finds his wife, naked, with the breasts of an 18-year-old, jumping on the bed and squealing with delight, who makes a lame comment about how ridiculous she looks instead of tearing off his clothes and jumping on the bed with her is an ass.

rdl said...

amishlaw- just didn't want to get the rep. of being a man basher. But you're right I shouldn't have apologized :D

Amishlaw said...

Oh dear. Did you just apologize for apologizing?

rdl said...

A-law (hey i like that( sounds like a baseball player or rapper) : I don't think so; I just agreed with you that, Yes, I didn't need to in the first place.

Jona said...

Love this one ;o)