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The Six Types of Sex:

The first is Smurf Sex. This occurs during the honeymoon period;
you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, in the kitchen on the table, etc.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps
have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you
pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is called oral sex
by some

There is a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This happens when you
get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.

The sixth kind of sex is Social Security Sex -- that's when! you
get a little once a month but it's not enough to live on

4 comments:

Jona said...

Very good! Though thankfully I've only experienced half these sexes ;o)

Melly said...

LOL !
I love your Joke Friday. Good way to start (almost) the weekend.

Sky said...

LOL :D

the meme post is up for your perusal! this one was fun to do, but I normally don't like memes.

Marewheeee said...

Funny.
Love the hallway one.