Subject: Water vs Wine
Water vs. Wine It has been scientifically proven that if
we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherich ia col i bacteria found in feces. In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that
risk when drinking WINE (or rum, whiskey,vodka, beer or other liquors)
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting and also alcohol kills the Escherichia coli
bacteria.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing
it as a public service.
9 years ago
3 comments:
Well you convinced me lol... I don't think that I will be able to look at a glass of water in quite the same way. Wine tastes pretty good anyway. So instead of a jug of water on my desk for the day, I will switch it to a bottle of wine. Works for me!
;)
well there's really no choice is there? :D
The problem is that, when I've been drinking, and I want to use this to explain to my wife (when she greets me with the death stare and the tapping foot), I'll just trip all over this.
Maybe we could have this printed up on index cards so it can be read in the appropriate circumstances.
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