When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box
under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30
years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th
anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and
peeked inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew
what
was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a
box
with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special
anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my
promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the
temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do
you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am
very
disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are
addicted
to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad
considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that
money
in the box?"
Bill replied "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
Shouldn't be doing any negative Hilary jokes here as she might be my pick - her or Obama. Am i dreaming to think a woman or a black man could be president?
8 years ago
5 comments:
No, I don't think you're dreaming at all -- as a whole, I think the nation is ready to take the next step as far as the presidency. However, as a member of the loyal opposition, I would prefer that it by Condi Rice or Colin Powell;-)
Oh Matt - say it isn't so- but yes i think everyone is ready for a change from that dumb a-- in the whitehouse.
Well, speaking from outside the Union, it is hard to see how you could get much worse than George. The tricky bit is finding the best of what's available.
We had a woman as our top politico for a short period of time---it could have worked out better, and for my beliefs, it was one of the wrong parties, but still, I pride myself on it as a Canadian. It's hard to imagine that with all the things we've learned about women, racial minorities and gender issues in general, this is still a vital issue all over the western world.
Keep dreaming! If enough people dream it just might become reality.
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