Joke Friday


This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills.

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Blonde customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
T ech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

Customer: Hi this is Sharlene, I'm having trouble running my computer.
Tech support: So what do you have on your computer?
Customer: This cute purple teddy that my boyfriend bought me.

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.


DesLily said...

oh my.. i think i know some of these people! lol j/k

FTS said...


Wenda said...

Well, the last one left me laughing out loud.

rdl said...

wendy: I aim to please. :D well sometimes.

Wenda said...

Just email me if you still want help with the blogrolling. Wenda

Sky said...

TOO FUNNY! Thanks for the chuckles!

Melly said...

Good ones, rdl. Kind of remind me of my father-in-law. he he.