Joke Friday

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An elderly couple goes into McDonalds and orders 1 burger and an order ofFrench fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger andcarefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counts out the French fries, dividing them into two piles andneatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink;his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bitesof hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering. You could tell they werethinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them. As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table.He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man says they are justfine -- they are used to sharing every thing. The surrounding people notice the littleold lady hasn't eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to lethim buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with thenapkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to eat a single biteof food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?" She answers....
(This is great)
"THE TEETH."

5 comments:

Melly said...

Ha ha!
Sounds like my hubby and me :)

Jona said...

I think that's called, having too much of a good thing ;o)

g said...

Oh that's funny but so poignant too. Imagine sharing everything on into old age.

Mary said...

Oh, oh!
funny and poignant. glad you can still do jokes ... :-)

Marewheeee said...

ewwwwwwww
Just checking in to see if you were blogging last night
{{{rdl}}}